dustoid:

in the makeup aisle

Rational brain: Not only do I not wear nail polish, but even when I did, I only ever wore black and just hoarded the other 20 colors I owned without using them. It’s a complete waste of money to buy any

Crow brain: Buy pretty shiny, bring home put in nest

eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

50-km:

c.ren

adambuffett:

fbi man watching me delete a post he thought was funny but i decided wasn’t worth posting: